Monday, November 16, 2015

UNEXPECTED TOMATOES




                A friend and I trade pet-sitting.  As she and her husband prepared to leave on a short vacation, she urged me to harvest and eat anything that ripened in her vegetable plot.
                “You’re welcome to anything,” she told me. “But the best tomatoes aren’t in the vegetable plot. They’re behind the hedge that grows right up against our wall. We found them while trimming bushes. I guess they somehow re-seeded themselves from the garden.”
                The next day found me in her back yard, tossing the ball for Pebbles, her gorgeous boxer. In between tosses, I checked out her garden. It was weed-less, the plants were all nicely stalked up, the ground looked well-watered, and it sat in the perfect sunny spot.
                There wasn’t much fruit, though.  Prime harvest time was past and garden pests had been feasting.  Curiously, I strolled to the hedge and peered behind it. Tangled in the bushes were plump tomatoes:  firm, colorful orangey red with un-blemished skins.
                They weren’t shaped normally, though.  They were odd and lumpy, unattractive by typical tomato standards. One looked more like a zucchini than anything else. Wondering how this weird fruit would go over at my dinner table, I took them home, washed them and put them in a bowl on the kitchen counter.
                Ten minutes, a husband and a teenage boy later, the tomatoes were history. My family raved about how delicious they were. It was as if God Himself had wrapped sunshine, summer rain and a touch of His sweetness into luscious unusual spheres for our enjoyment.
                I’ve realized God works that way in my life.  I try to create the perfect garden and growing conditions for those things most important to me, most notably my family, my career, and my volunteer work. I water, pull weeds and spray pesticides as if it’s up to me to direct God in the creation of perfect, normal life outcomes.
                I imagine the Master Gardener smiles a little and shakes His head as He works quietly behind His often impenetrable plans, creating not the ordinary, but a sublime tapestry. I agonize when He allows weeds and bugs I would eradicate, forgetting trouble brings strength and character. I often act as if I am an island, and the only thing that matters is what is happening in MY life, not how those happenings are part of innumerable other stories, many more  imperative than mine.
                More often than not, the important things in my life don’t  fit the usual definition of good, desirable, or lovely.  I try to remember God’s not in the business of the good, but of the best.
                God creates unexpected tomatoes, ones superior in their unique, divine way, "tomato" masterpieces that work well through the layers of many lives.
                 

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Hackers and the Techno-Challenged Blogster



A few years back, I paid for the development of a lovely website which contained my blogs, and information about me as a writer and speaker.

When this work of art was created, I had a certain email address. Shortly after that, a hacker got hold of it, and started inviting my friends, family, and loved ones to explore fantastic deals on cell phones and other enticing products. I changed passwords, and did everything my provider recommended. The spam kept flowing.Finally  I got a new email address, and notified everyone I would no longer use the old one. Well, I THOUGHT I notified everyone—but I didn’t notify my website host.

This year, a credit card hacker entered my life with a polite call. Inquiring minds at American Express wished to know if I had really booked first class airfare to a multitude of international locations. While  I’d really like to visit Ethiopia someday, life and the costs of life prohibit it being a true destination anytime soon. I denied all knowledge, and cancelled the credit card.

The dominos fell relentlesssly.  My web host tried to rebill its yearly cost to my defunct credit card. When it was denied, they sent reminders to my old, spam-ridden email.  After a time, the host gave up and cancelled me. A friend emailed to say- “what happened to your website? It’s gone!” And it was.

My host evidently doesn’t employ any people who talk. And their computerized “help” desk won’t chat with me because I can’t find the information they want. I could, I suppose, dig through all my old tax files and hope that one year I claimed that $15 fee. The magic information might be on the receipt. But I’m mad at them now, since they refuse to admit me or my content ever existed. So in retaliation for them “firing” me, I quit, planning to find a new and better host.

I succumbed to the blandishments of a web-building site that promises the merest child could build a website with their program, using the just a few clicks of the mouse.

Ha. The merest child maybe, but my husband and I, who are no more stupid than the average adult over age 35, spent several hours each trying.  

Now I’m sitting by the phone like a teenager waiting for a prom date. I hope my talented, busy and not cheap web design guy will call soon. I’ll spend a big chunk of Christmas money on him, but he’s worth it. He’s worked with the techno-impaired before. He speaks to me in simple terms and nods sympathetically while I rave.  “Why didn’t they teach me this stuff in my MBA classes?”  

Hopefully, before long, “Normal Is a Point of View” will be back in business. In the meantime, I am posting under blogsot. Please visit me at Poutpourri BlogSpot,  www.dannrenner.blogspot.com